Recently while on a short promotional tour for my latest book on marital discipline “Wife Spanking” I was asked by a female member in the audience why I did not include more spanking stories that revolved around using different kitchen implements like a wooden spoon, spatula or serving ladle? I told her in fact, I had a new selection of stories in the works that did involve different implements other than the usual hairbrush, belt, cane or birch bundle and that I would be only too happy to pen more in the future.
My question to her, since she obviously had more than a passing interest in the subject, was had her husband ever spanked her with any of the above?
She said yes, that her husband frequently disciplined her in the kitchen, as he always made her wear an apron with nothing underneath while preparing his meals, and that in a fit of passion he would often snatch whatever was handy on the counter – a wooden spoon or spatula, etc, to spank her with. Intrigued I asked her which one was her favorite?
She said without a doubt it was the spatula because it was almost identical to the small wooden paddle that they kept in the bedroom for just such occasions. And her least favorite? “Oh,” she said, “Definitely the wooden spoon. It hurts something fierce and sometimes leaves quite a mark on my butt.”
The audience, which was made up of more than half by married women, vigorously nodded in agreement and murmured their contempt for the wooden spoon. Shouts of “It hurts” and “No way!” filled the room as the ladies all voiced their opinions on the subject. It was pretty classic, and I couldn’t help but chuckle to myself at how universal the ritual of wife spanking is to so many couples as a form of foreplay and erotic enjoyment – and how lucky I was to be able to write about it for a living!
Now, back to work!
Recently I attended a symposium in Europe on erotic writing, held at the prestigious Teufeliche Institute in Bonn. Again and again I heard the same clichés repeated ad nausea about the differences in writing erotic material for men and women. The common belief is that women want long flowery passages and complex characters and men just wanted simple sex scenes with lots of graphic and explicit action. Not true! I know many of my female readers love the juiciest and most detailed descriptions of sexual acts and that many of my male readers like characters that do more than just tear off each others clothes and get to it within the first two paragraphs.
My own approach, or at least what I try to do, is to provide a good mixture of both, because after all good sex without a good story is nothing more than a blow-by-blow description of a physical act without any emotional overtones – which are really what makes any sexual encounter exciting, right? In other words, everyone loves a good quickie but passion comes from the burning emotional desire and gratification that physical love delivers. And of course we all want that shattering climax that the completion of our characters interaction provides!
In other words, without the steak there is no sizzle!
You wouldn’t believe how many people LOVE reading about husbands who spank their wives! My new series entitled “Wife Spanking: Spanked Wives Stories” kicks off with a delightfully sizzling selection of short stories detailing how married men discipline their naughty wives:
With paddle, belt, birch bundle, cane and open hand these husbands spank and provide the erotic corporal punishment their wives need to keep their marriages happy and fruitful – this volume’s titles include:
A New Paddle For The Wife
Spanked In Public
Just Asking For It
The Countess Gets Caned
Birched And Punished
Marital discipline at it’s hottest so be sure to check it out!
So I wanted to do something fun, combine a couple of genres and see what we got…
Yep, a delightful tale of vampirism and spanking! When young Alyssa nay-says the existence of vampires, not only is she seduced by one, but she is also spanked by the mysterious creature of the night in a variety of ways that are sure to delight the fan of corporal punishment and m/f spanking erotica.
It’s only $.99 cents too! Such a deal!